Jurassic Park Hard Hat
From first glance it is easy to see these are actual heavy duty helmets, not cheap light weight costume hats.
Anyone wearing one will immediately look like a Jurassic Park employee, certified and trained to handle live dinosaurs.
It's versatile, too-- Wear it to a party, display it behind glass with a few road flares, or strap it on when you enter construction zones!
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